Max had been waiting for a package from Fed-Ex all last week. The package finally arrived yesterday, at which time he made me leave the room while he inspected the contents of the box. After a few minutes, which I deemed the appropriate amount of time for inspection, I walked over and he said, “those are some of your Christmas presents. Promise me you won’t peek!”
Me: um…ok ;)
Max: I’m serious! I’m going to be mad if you do.
Me: Ooh!!! They’re that cool, huh??
Max: Carina, I’m not kidding (Max only calls me by my name when it’s something serious).
Me: Fine!!

We then gathered our things and left for the day. This morning Max went over to his parents and I went to do some volunteer work. We were supposed to meet up after my volunteer work so I could go to his parents, but…I ended a bit early and now I’m home. Alone.

I’ve already peeked in his office and I see *the* box.

What is a girl to do?? HELP!!